Friday, November 20, 2009

Hello friends and lovers,

We're about halfway through our latest tour so get down on your knees because we're about to blog all over your face.

We've been getting a lot of really nice, flattering press on our new album, Heave Yer Skeleton. Thanks to all of the writers who continue to support our insanity. Below are a few links for you to check out:

seattle weekly

san francisco weekly

la weekly

oc weekly

the a.v. club austin

obscure sound

the cleveland plain dealer

the new haven advocate

the jh weekly

this is book's music

l.a. music blog



So far we've visited many wonderful places, from Connecticut, New York and Philadelphia to the Dirty South. We even hit up some new places like Lexington, Kentucky for the first time. We played a very cool bar called The Green Lantern, which prides itself on selling Absinthe.


(a slutty fairy high on pixie dust)

Sam felt adventurous before the show and decided to try a quick shot. Unfortunately the bar had run out of sugar cubes and instead of a shot gave him a full glass of the green magic on the rocks. Luckily he found his good buddy Keith to carry him out of the bar later that evening...

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(Keith and Sam and the green fairy)

You may know Keith Twichell from such cult film classics, The Babysitters Club, Alien Smoke Out, and Sweet Dreams. He's also our co-writer for our upcoming video for "Vampires" (coming very soon...)

So we road the green fairy down to Nashville, playing with our great friends; Six Gun Lullaby, Fuckshow and Thelma and the Sleaze. We love these bands and they've given us a nice little home in Nashville. Later that week we played at a great club in Altanta called the Drunken Unicorn. Don't get too excited. There weren't any unicorns there, let alone a drunkin unicorn. But there was a drunk guy in the corner with a raging boner. That kinda looked unicornish. We ended the week in Birmingham, Alabama with what turned out to be a very interesting night. We were scheduled to play a venue called Magic City Wholesale. Things seemed to be running smoothly. The first band Den of Lions was rippin through their fierce set when all of a sudden the electricity went out on the entire block. Girls began screaming and ripping off their clothes. "I'm melting" yelled one, "My skins burning" yelled another. Men started jumping out of windows and fires erupted all around us. A priest in the crowd yelled, "The end is nighe!"

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The promoter from Steel City Booking swooped us up and screamed, "Follow us if you want to live!" We jumped in the van and headed down the street to the Bottletree - where we played on the floor to a very appreciative crowd of survivors.

(Okay, we may have exaggerated, but the electricity really did go out and we did end the night at the Bottletree...it was a shining example of southern hospitality. Thank you Wes for hookin it all up.)

We ended that leg of the tour with a Halloween show in our lovely hometown of Cleveland. The land of Cleve was definitely in the halloween spirit, decked out in some amazing costumes including; Teenwolf, Tobias Funke (from Arrested Development) and a stripper cop who could barely walk. Very classy. Mom would be proud.

Now onto the wild west. Stay tuned for more exciting adventures boys and girls, and don't forget to send in your proof of purchase to get a free decoder ring.

Monday, November 9, 2009

New Video, New Album Now Available

Hello and welcome,

Today we would like to share with you a live video for "Spain" the opening track from our our new album, Heave Yer Skeleton. Thanks so much to Zack & Cody Kelly (you may know these lovely fellows from the fabulous band If These Trees Could Talk from Akron, Ohio) and Procedure Video for helping us shoot this beast. Thanks to Barb Meister for bringing our vision of "glow worm caves" to life. (Barb also did all of the costumes for the Night of the Crickets video.)

Follow the link below to our website to watch the video.

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Click to watch a live performance of Spain by mr. Gnome

Heave Yer Skeleton is officially available today Tuesday, November 10, 2009. Downloads are available on iTunes and CD Baby. Cds and vinyl are available at our store!

We're giving away another free download of a fun little tune we like to call Vampires. It's about eating people and then feeling bad about it. Get your copy of "Vampires" and "Slow Side" below. Both songs are available for streaming on our myspace page.

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We love you more than you'll ever know.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Ween of Hallow in the Cleve

Hey Ya'll,

We'll be playing in Cleveland tonight at the Sachsenheim Hall, Saturday, October 31st so bring yer drugs and lube ... clothing: optional.

Thanks to Xe La for having us.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer was nice enough to do a little write up for the show:

http://www.cleveland.com/music/index.ssf/2009/10/rock_duo_mr_gnome_celebrates_n.html

Here's the low down:

RETURN OF THE FREAKERS BALL 2009
UHF ENTERPRISE & LUV MUTHA PRODUCTIONS

7001 DENISON AVE. CLEVE. OH. 216.651.0888
Doors @ 8. $10

BARSTAGE
THE UNCANNY
MR.GNOME
AMAZING RONDINI BROS.
ELECTRIC LUCIFER
BAFFLEGAB

CAFE STAGE
HOBO MONK
HOT SAUCE GRAVY
GOOD MORNING VALENTINE
ALAN MADEJ
CORISSA BRAGG

BASEMENT
RYAN GUITAR ANDERSON
THREE OCRACY
DJ PARTIME
DJ BUBBLES

P.S. We'll have our new cd for sale!

Friday, October 23, 2009

CD/Vinyl Pre-Orders Available & New T's

Hey Y'all,

We've got our new Heave Yer Skeleton CD and Vinyl available for pre-order at our webstore:

mrgnome.bigcartel.com

We's also gots T's toos!!! Beautiously beautiful shirts to make love in, or on, or clean up your love-making with...

And we just re-released Deliver This Creature on vinyl...




































































You can pick all this stuff up at any of the stops on our upcoming tour:

10/31 Cleveland OH @ The Sachsenheim Ballroom
11/11 Indianapolis IN @ The Melody Inn
11/12 Madison WI @ The Frequency
11/13 Chicago IL @ The Darkroom
11/14 Columbus OH @ Ruby Tuesday
11/16 Lawrence KS @ Replay Lounge
11/17 Dever CO @ Hi-Dive
11/18 Salt Lake City UT @ Club Vegas
11/20 Portland OR @ Kelly’s Olympian
11/21 Seattle WA @ Sunset Tavern
11/23 San Francisco CA @ Elbo Room
11/24 Los Angeles CA @ Silverlake Lounge
11/25 Long Beach CA @ Alex’s Bar
11/27 Tucson AZ @ Plush
11/28 Albuquerque NM @ Atomic Cantina
11/29 Oklahoma City OK @ The Conservatory
12/01 Dallas TX @ The Double Wide
12/02 Austin TX @ Red 7
12/03 San Marcos TX @ The Triple Crown
12/04 Houston TX @ Rudyard’s British Pub
12/05 New Orleans LA @ Banks Street Bar
12/07 Pensacola FL @ The Handlebar
12/11 Charlotte NC @ Snug Harbor
12/18 Cleveland OH @ Beachland Tavern

Basically, what we're trying to say is we're very hungry. We haven't eatin in weeks. Please help us.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Centaur Love

Dear Diary,

The kids at school have been teasing us lately...saying that mr. Gnome is the worst band name of all time. I guess it probably wasn't a good idea to name our band after a recurring character from my acid trips. So we're running away. We're goin down south where the grits are tasty and the women's breasts are fluffy and warm like corn bread.

First stop, Lexington, Kentucky at The Green Lantern.

Next we'll be shootin on down to Nashville to play with our wonderful friends Six Gun Lullaby and Fuck Show at The End.

Then down to Atlanta for some crunk juice at the Drunken Unicorn.

On Friday we'll be playing a house party in Murfreesboro, Tennessee at the Spring Hause with A Secret Policeman's Ball - Greg from Secret Policeman was kind enough to invite us down for this one (a quick house party Gnome memory re-cap: we once played a house party where everyone was on acid but us. It was amusing, scary, disturbing and confusing all at the same time. A girl sat in the corner and licked the wall.)

And for our last stop, one of the more progressive cities in the United States, Birmingham, Alabama :) We'll be playing at Magic City Wholesale with a badass instrumental band called Den of Lions.

That's that for this week's tour dates. On a side note...we finally got the mastered version of our new album back. Thanks to Spectre Studio for doing a wonderful job. The album's release date once again will be November 10th. We shot a live performance video of "Spain," the first track on Heave Yer Skeleton. We'll be releasing that within the next few weeks.

Thanks Diary. You always keep my secrets safe. Like the time when we were really drunk and we kidnapped that centuar and trapped it in our basement and used it as a sex slave...















...only to wake up the next morning, hungover and full of regret as we walked down the basement stairs to find this...














Sorry Barney. Sorry we had to kill you. Thanks to you Diary for keeping secrets safe. Until next time...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

First Day of Da Tour...

Man, these last few days have been quite crazy. We just left Madison, Wisconsin and the magical Beau Sorrenson who has been finishing the mixing of our new album. Beau has ears made of pure gold and we love him. He mixed our last album, Deliver This Creature, and never ceases to blow our minds. Thank you beautiful Beau for being a magical forest creature.

(The magic man himself, Beau Sorrenson. "Louder Beau!...LOUDER!")












We are on our way now to New Haven, Connecticut for the first little leg of our tour. The New Haven Advocate were kind enough to do a little piece on the Gnome so thank you to them. You can find that here:

http://www.newhavenadvocate.com/article.cfm?aid=14752

More tour dates are below. Very excited to travel this beautiful country once again. See you all very soon...

10/01 New Haven CT @ Cafe 9
10/02 Cambridge MA @ All Asia
10/03 Winooski VT @ Monkey House
10/04 Philadelphia PA @ North Star Bar
10/05 Brooklyn NY @ Union Hall
10/14 Nashville TN @ The End
10/15 Atlanta GA @ The Drunken Unicorn
10/16 Murfreesboro TN @ Spring Hause (833 Spring St.)
10/17 Birmingham AL @ Magic City Wholesale
10/31 Cleveland OH @ The Sachsenheim Ballroom
11/11 Indianapolis IN @ The Melody Inn
11/12 Madison WI @ The Frequency
11/13 Chicago IL @ The Darkroom
11/16 Lawrence KS @ Replay Lounge
11/17 Dever CO @ Hi-Dive
11/18 Salt Lake City UT @ Club Vegas
11/20 Portland OR @ Kelly’s Olympian
11/21 Seattle WA @ Sunset Tavern
11/23 San Francisco CA @ Elbo Room
11/24 Los Angeles CA @ Silverlake Lounge
11/25 Long Beach CA @ Alex’s Bar
11/27 Tucson AZ @ Plush
11/28 Albuquerque NM @ Atomic Cantina
11/29 Oklahoma City OK @ The Conservatory
12/01 Dallas TX @ The Double Wide
12/03 San Marcos TX @ The Triple Crown
12/04 Houston TX @ Rudyard’s British Pub
12/05 New Orleans LA @ Banks Street Bar
12/07 Pensacola FL @ The Handlebar
12/11 Charlotte NC @ Snug Harbor

Sunday, September 20, 2009

First Single off Heave Yer Skeleton

Check out the first single, "Slow Side" off our upcoming album titled, Heave Yer Skeleton at our myspace page. Get yer free download below. The album is scheduled for a November release and will be available on CD and Vinyl (and digitally too!).


(Heave Yer Skeleton album cover)



















On another note, we've just re-released Deliver This Creature on vinyl. You can purchase the LP at our webstore: mr.gnome.bigcartel.com