Exclusive Interviews...

While recording album number three, we worked with two amazing engineers - Justin Smith and Beau Sorenson. We decided to ask them a few questions in order to get to know these two fine gentlemen a little more...

Justin Smith















1. Let's start out by giving us your full name, social security number, birthday, and mother's maiden name?
Justin "Badass Mother-Fuckin" Smith. All the other shit...you don't get to find out.

2. Favorite word for woman's genitalia?
I just learned my favorite this week which is the front butt.

3. Favorite martial arts style?
Muai Thai or Hamster Style.

4. Tell us about the first time you took V.
First time i took v? It was like going back to the womb.

5. Favorite adult film star?
Nina Hartley















6. If you walk into the bathroom American and come out Russian, what are you when you're in there?
Czechoslovakian.

7. The first time you got in a sword fight, were you scared, angry, or frightened?
At first I was a little scared but at the initial spark of the swords, all of that deteriorated and I was exhilarated. After I feasted on my opponent's blood, all I wanted was the taste of my next kill.

8. If aliens were to come down and take over earth, would you:
a. Fight those fuckers till your last breath
b. Work for them, turning snitch hunting down rebel humans in hopes they spare your life and that of your family
c. Breed with them to create a new super species
It's quite a question. It would really depend on what their intentions were. If they came down to take us over i would probably rise up, but if one of them was as hot as Cylon Six I might be tempted to breed with them and create a super race.














9. Anything else you want to say to the people?
Viva la revolucion.



Beau Sorenson















1. Let's start out by giving us your full name, social security number, birthday, and mother's maiden name?
Beau Sorenson, 397-231-9380, Nov 31 1988, Melmac.

2. When was the first time Christine O'Donnell masturbated to you?
At the initiation ceremony for the Wiccan-Scientologist cannibal cult we were in together.

3. Which member of the cast of Alf would you most likely find yourself mating with?
ALF's girlfriend Rhonda. I need to extract revenge from that bastard.

4. Did Willie deserve to be married to Kate?
No, but she was nice enough to not blow his cover. Poor guy.

5. The first time you were treaded on, what did you say?
"Obamer, you better git! You go on and you git gone now, y'hear me! Don' choo be treadin' up on me!"

6. John C. Reilly or Crispin Glover?
Crispin Glover, but only because of the music career.


7. Favorite adult film star?
Christine O'Donnell.

8. Let's put on your scientists hat for a moment. Fucking magnets. How do they work?
It's probably just a miracle or some stupid shit like that.

9. Favorite hair cut?:
a. Butt Cut
b. Dick Head
c. Those lines on the side of your head which no one seems to have a name for.
I go for the 'Gumby Fade'.














10. Anything else you want to say to the people?
Girls in my face look like playboy models, and when they hear Macho's voice their knees start to wobble.