It's January 5, 2011. It's a new year and with this new year will come a lot of changes. Soon we'll have pubes and mom and dad can't tell us what to do anymore.
"Stop touching yourself...Where are your pants?...Eat more vegetables...Put down the drugs"
2010 has been quite an eventful year filled with many adventures; crime fighting, orgies, coke binges (coca-cola), non-stop touring, the recording of our third album, bloody music videos, magical times with Darth Vapor, unicorn meat, rainbows, and a general sense of being lost and confused. But we don't want to rehash the past. Let's look ahead to the future.
So here we are, the future - 2011. Flying cars, sex suits, hover boards. Oh wait, none of this exists. Fuck it...here are our goals for 2011:
1. Invent the Hoverboard
2. Invent the sex suit
3. Time Travel
4. Finish our third album
5. Release our third album
6. Meet this guy and sing with him until we can sing no more:
7. Save the world from its ultimate demise
8. Tour a lot...again...in our new whip WHITE LIGHTENING (We had to put Silver Bullet down. She broke her leg, so we had to shoot her)
9. Travel to a parallel universe
10. Have sex with our parallel universe selves...AWESOME! (pictures coming soon)
So if you're down for the adventure of your life, strap on your dills (pickles, silly!), and let's fuck shit up together 2011 stylee. We know you've waited a long time for this blog post, and we hope it hasn't let you down. Many updates to come very soon...
Love,
We
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First comment of 2011:
ReplyDeleteThank you for making and playing great music, and get that third album out pronto!
:)
yay! 3rd album! bring it on!... but will you haul your gear to Montreal on the next tour? (you know i'll keep asking 'til you do, héhéhé)
ReplyDelete:)
sofi
.....I want that black hole shirt.
ReplyDeleteAnd a third album...
AND (yes you have a to do list and your fans will send you wish lists) I think it might be about time for a Canadian tour.